When Maggie cracked the secret of her hidden Easter dress, Daphne had egg on her face. She brooded until she had the embryo of an idea. Shelling out from her nest egg, she had Sears deliver Maggie’s patent leather shoes and straw boater to Bitty Johnson, the church’s mother hen. Her husband Pete almost laid an egg when he took a gander at Maggie, polishing her school shoes on Saturday. Before he could open his beak, Daphne took him under her wing, walking on eggs. “She’ll be so surprised when she opens the box tomorrow!”
“No yolk,” answered Pete.
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